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The Sexy Stream of Consciousness

TODAY’S BREW: French Toast Medium Roast. There’s a little sexy right there.

By Julie and Kristen

These are things we find sexy, rattled off in an almost marathon fashion to make your day that much saucier.  This is not a list of our “types,” as we love individuals.  These lists are not all inclusive as there is not enough space to fully let out our pervitude.


the hipbone divet.     dark hair and tans.    state pensions.    dads really into their kids.    dry humor.    men who can cook.     vampire of choice: Vachon from Forever Knight.   a blazer and untucked shirt.    when he does something really nice just for nothing.    boots. all kinds.   Blue eyes and dark eyelashes.   Stubble.   Full lips.   Boxer briefs.   Smelling good but not too good.   Guys who can write.    Guys who are really passionate about something.   Motorcycles.   Music taste with bonus points for hair metal appreciation.   Spontaneity.   Nothing on Rod Stewart.   Gauged ear piercings.  Holding hands.   A guy who doesn’t mind a little competition with a girl.  Surfer hair.


video game hair.   champagne and Thai food.     masculine, roughed up hands.    men not afraid to be poets.   sarcastic motherfuckers.     guys who take pride in being creeps (i.e. Rob Zombie).    vampire choice: Spike. Obviously.    The way they say your name.    brooding    come on. Tattoos.     Staying in.   when he flaunts that he reads more than comic books.    Smoldering when he looks at me.   Tell me you miss me.    Egotism.  Guys who can write.   Guys not super into cars.   A little bit of possessiveness.   Good music taste.   Strong thighs.   A guy who wakes up happy.    When he thinks it’s hot that I drink beer and eat like a meat-starved man.    A man who makes no apologies for who is and what he’s into.   Fireplaces and movies under a blanket.  Men of few words with all the right words.


Again, these are hardly all inclusive, as we could go on for days and days. (This is also something we find sexy… going on for days and days.)  Alright, before I get too filthy, tell us what you find sexy!




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