Today’s Brew: WATER! I’ve never been so dehydrated in my life.
Julie and I are back from The Backspace Writers Conference. We thought we would tell you about our trip in query form to show off our new skills.
When Kristen and Julie attempt to escape the Post-Sandy zombie apocalypse wasteland of New Jersey, they never imagined that Kristen would be tempted to offer sixteen year old boys sexual favors for their full gas cans. * They traveled to city that never sleeps for The Backspace Writers Conference. Julie charmed agents with Running Home and Kristen figured out what worked with Immortal Dilemma. They will do almost anything to get home to make the revisions needed in order for their books to kick maximum ass. They even faced the possibility of spending the entire weekend on the side of the highway, armed only with rice crispy treats, crumpled fishnets, and a stolen roll toilet paper in the backseat of the Corolla. Hitting every diner they came across in the tri-state area for coffee and tuna melts, the girls conjure absurd stories to entertain themselves along the journey, much like this one.
THE EXTREME WRITING ADVENTURES OF THE UNDEAD DUO is a dystopian comedy, complete at 2.5 days. There may be more episodes. We’ll never stop being ridiculous yet driven towards success. It’s how we roll.
*While there were sixteen year old boys with full gas cans, no sexual favors were offered or received. Everything else really happened.