Deadly Ever After

The 12 Days of Christmas by JC Michael

This is our good friend, JC Michael’s idea of the 12 Days of Christmas!  He is the author of Discoredia, which we posted an excerpt from some time before now.  You will find he has one of the most original minds in horror out there.  Go read it, then buy his book, I command you.

 

On the first day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
A message through my Sony T.V.

On the second day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the third day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Eleven men to shoot,
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Devil sent to me
Twelve final victims,
Eleven men to shoot,
A ten gauge sawn-off,
A nine mill. Beretta,
Eight women to strangle,
Seven feet of rope,
Six whores to cut,
Five split personalities,
Four sharp knives,
Three Beaten kids,
Two leather gloves,
And a message through my Sony T.V!

 

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5 thoughts on “The 12 Days of Christmas by JC Michael

  1. dylanjmorgan on said:

    Liked it, very entertaining. I found myself reading to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas (which I guess was half the point). Original, and well done.

    A nine Mill. Beretta was my personal fav. line.

  2. Very original, I found my head bobbing side to side as I sang to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas. 😀 I loved it.
    I had to google, the nine mill. Beretta, i thought it was money to run away with. Until I saw ten gauge, and I know that is gun talk, I thought Beretta must be a weapon too. Although, it could have been 10 gauge wire, but you had rope so you don’t need wire.
    Sorry about walking you through my mind.
    I loved it, it was really good.

    **Someone better comment with me! Don’t leave me here all alone in comment land! Don’t leave me all alone with this guy and all his killing finery!

  3. I didn’t see your comment Dylan..
    There is safety in numbers..Although, this guy likes to kill multiple people, we might not be that safe after all..

  4. J C Michael on said:

    Thanks for the comments guys, it certainly works best when sung along to the tune!

    I’ll take a look at yours this evening Dylan, looking forward to it.

  5. Excellent take on a classic carol, J.C.!

    😈

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